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Euro Cult Movie Forum => Exploitation, Sexploitation, War & Espionage, Dodgy Rip-Offs => Topic started by: Chrack on 15 Aug 2012 - 04:55

Title: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Chrack on 15 Aug 2012 - 04:55: Hello everyone,
I've been looking for the names of these movies which I saw more than
once on SBS in the 90's.

1. It reminds of MAD MAX. Set in the desert with the hero defending a tribe of
midgets with a blonde Asian women. At the start of the movie the hero buys tobacco
which is "Mostly Dirt" for a high amount of money. One of the midgets also falls
in love with the tall blonde Asian but has no chance & then dies protecting her.
this is about all I can remember...

2. 2 Twelve year old boys are befriended & trained by an older criminal. At one point
he gets a whore for them to lose their virginity too & one kid ties a paddle pop stick
to his penis because he can't get an erection...

Any help would be most appreciated :)
Title: Re: Looking for names to these movies?
Post by: George White on 15 Aug 2012 - 20:31: Endgame, perhaps with Laura Gemser.
The second, it sounds a bit like Redneck with Mark Lester.
Title: Re: Looking for names to these movies?
Post by: Chrack on 15 Aug 2012 - 22:00: Quote from: George White on 15 Aug 2012 - 20:31
Endgame, perhaps with Laura Gemser.
The second, it sounds a bit like Redneck with Mark Lester.

Don't think Its ENDgame cause I don't remember & football helmets. more
Spaghetti Western looking guy in a brown trench coat, But that movie looks
great & I'll have to watch in too, Thanks Buddy :P

The 2nd movie didn't have much indoors footage. set in the slums of some country?
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Hellochas on 30 Aug 2012 - 12:51: Number one would be Warriors of the Apocalypse directed by Bobby "Bionic Boy" Suarez:

http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/?p=896 (http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/?p=896)
Title: Re: Looking for names to these movies?
Post by: Inspector Tanzi on 30 Aug 2012 - 13:53: Quote from: George White on 15 Aug 2012 - 20:31
The second, it sounds a bit like Redneck with Mark Lester.
Not really.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Chrack on 06 Sep 2012 - 08:32: Quote from: Hellochas on 30 Aug 2012 - 12:51
Number one would be Warriors of the Apocalypse directed by Bobby "Bionic Boy" Suarez:

http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/?p=896 (http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/?p=896)

That movie looks great but its not the one.

No mystical powers just Desert,Guns,Mad Max style cars a tribe of
Mad Max style Midgets & a stubborn hero how needs to be persuaded
to help save the midgets from the guys in the MAD MAX cars.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: George White on 06 Sep 2012 - 16:29: Clash of the Warlords?
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Hellochas on 06 Sep 2012 - 16:59: Quote from: George White on 06 Sep 2012 - 16:29
Clash of the Warlords?

Outrageous Filipino nonsense, but there's no midgets in this one…
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Hellochas on 06 Sep 2012 - 17:12: Quote from: Chrack on 06 Sep 2012 - 08:32
Quote from: Hellochas on 30 Aug 2012 - 12:51
Number one would be Warriors of the Apocalypse directed by Bobby "Bionic Boy" Suarez:

http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/?p=896 (http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/?p=896)

That movie looks great but its not the one.

No mystical powers just Desert,Guns,Mad Max style cars a tribe of
Mad Max style Midgets & a stubborn hero how needs to be persuaded
to help save the midgets from the guys in the MAD MAX cars.

It's not 2019: After the Fall of New York? That's got a midget in it:

2019 After the Fall of New York Movie Review - Good Bad Flicks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYaxpS-fjo#ws)
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: George White on 06 Sep 2012 - 19:10: what's the clip at 16 secs in of that vid with the ginger schoolgirl and the fat bloke in the flying helmet being tied up from? I'd like to see dat film.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Inspector Tanzi on 06 Sep 2012 - 19:13: Quote from: George White on 06 Sep 2012 - 19:10
I'd like to see dat film.
Do you talk like that?
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: George White on 06 Sep 2012 - 19:20: No, sadly
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Kevin Coed on 06 Sep 2012 - 19:26: Have you tried it as an affectation?
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: George White on 06 Sep 2012 - 19:35: Actually, i do say dat.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Chrack on 09 Sep 2012 - 11:48: Another cool looking movie, but only one midget.

There must be at least 15 midgets in the tribe, I don't think there is any lasers
or freaky clown lords. The quality of the movie was very good it wasn't like a B-grade
Troma movie & I don't think in was it English.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: George White on 09 Sep 2012 - 14:14: were they asian midgets?
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Chrack on 21 Sep 2012 - 03:43: No I'm sure there was only 1 Asian , a full sized woman with long died blonde hair.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Jay on 02 Nov 2012 - 09:51: Been a long time since I have been here.

Could be Wild East/Dikiy vostok (1993).

I have the SBS transmission copy and have just burned the tape to DVD.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Hellochas on 02 Nov 2012 - 12:19: That sound like it could be the one Jay:

(http://s53.radikal.ru/i141/0905/2d/7cb474f5220a.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Jay on 02 Nov 2012 - 13:11: Yep, the movie I have tallies with that image. I really like the movie. If anyone wants a DVD of it, let me know. Also have Luna Park from SBS and many others.

Jay
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: Chrack on 23 Jun 2013 - 00:54: ::) YES!!! that's the one, THANK YOU THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU...

I tried to PM you about the DVD but I'm not aloud to PM apparently
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: axeL on 30 Mar 2015 - 18:16: So, can someone say where to get this film (Dikiy vostok)? I've been looking for it all over the web, but with no any results. I've seen it many years ago by TV, but didn't know its title that time.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: axeL on 02 Apr 2015 - 08:01: Quote from: Jay on 02 Nov 2012 - 13:11
Yep, the movie I have tallies with that image. I really like the movie. If anyone wants a DVD of it, let me know. Also have Luna Park from SBS and many others.

Jay
Can you tell me how to obtain this movie?
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: axeL on 04 Apr 2015 - 08:12: Well, I've figured out there was a VHS-release in Japan only in 1994-1995 with hardcoded Japanese subtitles and it's availiable at Amazone as used goods. And I managed to find several low-quality VHS-rips and one low-quality cam-rip (with hardcoded Japanese subtitles). It was shown at several cinema festivals, but never shown for wide public in cinemas and never released as DVD (even in Russia) or any other digital version. That's all. But I believe someone could make a TV-rip or SBS transmission of this movie with at least medium quality. So, I ask them people to share this greate and rare movie.
Title: Re: What's the name of that movie like MADMAX with the Midgets & the Blonde Asian?
Post by: axeL on 18 May 2015 - 17:33: Finally I've found a low quality VHS-rip with Japanese hardcoded subtitles. To make matters worse some episodes are missed. If someone wants it I'll share a link.