Here's a few animal experiences I remember, don't know if they're funny, weird or just plain tragic/sad.
As a kid my parents put me on top of a pony for some reason. The pony took off going as fast as the little fucker could and crashed head first into a tree with me on top of it.
On that same vacation, they put me on a mule, the mule threw me atleast 2 meters into the air within a second. I hate mules and ponys ever since.
A year orso after, they put me on top (my parents really loved me huh?) on top of a fucking elephant (like the elephant would do the job right). Nothing happened, still got the picture though.
There's also a horseriding story from a couple of years ago, but that one is to hard to explain, lets just say it's been painfull for two weeks, there was ice involved too.
There's also this time when my hamsters caught fire.