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The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« on: 20 Apr 2008 - 12:59 »

We've got one copy of the up coming Unrated Director's Cut DVD of Alfonso Brescia's 'The Beast In Space' up for grabs in our latest competition.



http://www.severin-films.com/

All you have to do is come up with something based on the screen grab below. It can be something as simple as a witty caption or a full blown photoshop creation. Anything goes, just try and keep it Euro film related... You have one week from today to post your entries in this thread.


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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #1 on: 22 Apr 2008 - 11:30 »

How about "It's been 5 years since THE BEAST, a girl's gotta keep in practice!"

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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #2 on: 22 Apr 2008 - 12:54 »

Severin should have used that image for the coverart along with the tagline SUCK IT AND SEE.  :-\
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #3 on: 22 Apr 2008 - 13:03 »

The funny thing about that grab is that she's watching 2 horses shagging, she's rubbing her crotch at the same time too.  :-*
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #4 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 16:55 »

The funny thing about that grab is that she's watching 2 horses shagging, she's rubbing her crotch at the same time too.  :-*

Is that your witty caption, or is it really happening in the film?  :D

I seem to remember Sirpa Lane doing the same thing in Borowczyk's La Bete during the horse shagging scene.  :-\
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #5 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 17:02 »


Is that your witty caption, or is it really happening in the film?  :D

I seem to remember Sirpa Lane doing the same thing in Borowczyk's La Bete during the horse shagging scene.  :-\

No it's really what's happening in the film mate!

I can't enter these competitions anyway so all my comments don't count.  :-\

So far it's just ecc who's put in an entry for the competition and if it ends up with just the one entry then he'll win!
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #6 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 17:05 »





Thinking: "If only my finger could get a hard on!"
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #7 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 17:11 »




"Boy that'd be hard to fit in my mouth!
...I'm having trouble just fitting my finger in."
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #8 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 17:22 »

That's more like it! Keep 'em coming  :P
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #9 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 17:53 »




Joss Stone was thinking it really was time to get a new agent.
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #10 on: 23 Apr 2008 - 21:38 »

Mm... watching "Jackass 2" has given me a good excuse to quench my thirst with an extra large thick protein shake.
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #11 on: 24 Apr 2008 - 08:11 »



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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #12 on: 25 Apr 2008 - 01:55 »



"So THAT'S what my finger tastes like when it goes through the toilet paper in the morning!"
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Re: The Beast In Space - Severin DVD Competition
« Reply #13 on: 06 May 2008 - 16:00 »

Wow! Completely forgot to pick a winner for this last week  ???

I was undecided on who to choose so I put all the entries in a hat (was a cardboard box really) and randomly picked a winner...

Sooooo....

The winner of the DVD is...

dvdtrash  :P


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