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Author Topic: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)  (Read 10066 times)

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This giallo stars Annabella Incontrera and she had nude scenes. Thats reason enough for me to see this. Anybody familiar with this?
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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #1 on: 05 May 2008 - 18:53 »

Yes, this film contains one quite graphic erotic scene.

But the movie itself is really bad. Silly plot, badly made killings, bad acting. In one long scene people on motorcycles can't catch a running man!  ;D
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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #2 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 08:28 »

Watched this last night, crazy low budget film, the music at times gave it the feel of an old 30's crime potboiler - the sort that are 40 minutes long and end with a cliffhanger. At least that's how it seemed to me late last night and I was sober btw.

It's all based around the making of a movie where the cast get bumped off by an unknown assailant. The director's an obnoxious git and most of the cast are sexy actresses who cant act but don't mind taking their clothes off.



Betraying her poor acting talents one of the girls, I've no idea who she was but her character was called Fanny, gets strangled with some electrical cable and proceeds to stick her tongue out in all manner of comical ways. It's almost as if the director is just out of shot and saying "Tongue in, now tongue out... rolll your eyes, tongue out again!"



Inexplicably there's a party scene about halfway through where one of the last remaining actresses is walking around the party dressed in a bikini with a coat over her shoulders. She downs her glass of champagne then randomly picks up a seemingly discarded half empty glass and downs that then goes onto the dancefloor, discards her coat and proceeds to dance half naked all around the house, the rest of the party goers following her whilst clapping. This goes on for about 5 long minutes and ends up with her doing a private jig for the grizzled old director!



Like Alexei said previously. Silly plot, bad acting. But well worth a look.  :-\
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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #3 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 13:20 »

The only good thing about this film were the numerous digs at the film making process from the director. Otherwise it was quite tedious... I do agree with the comment about the police looking like they came out of a vintage American serial (thinks Radar Men on the Moon.) Very odd that, and clearly aimed at making the film look 'American'. Kind of falls down flat though.

What was up with that 5 minute samba round the mansion house...? lol.

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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #4 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 17:25 »

This may be bad but it sure sounds like a lot of fun too!  ::)

I have a Cinestop magazine featuring one of the actresses from the film, the rather obscure Belinda Bron, on the cover. Is she the dancing blonde chick?

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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #5 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 18:35 »

Johan! email me the image and I'll host it for you! Looks like imageshack don't like it!  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 19:07 »

Johan! email me the image and I'll host it for you! Looks like imageshack don't like it!  ;D

Sure got me curious to see it now!  :-*
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« Reply #7 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 21:21 »

Does ImageShack allow porn?  ;D :-\ :-*
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« Reply #8 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 21:56 »

Whooops! Didn't realize they labelled stuff as "porn" just over of a pair of tits. This was just hilarious!  ;D

OK, let's try something else then!  :-*

 

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« Reply #9 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 22:25 »

Whooops! Didn't realize they labelled stuff as "porn" just over of a pair of tits. This was just hilarious!  ;D
Ridiculous isn't it, someone told me they have this thing that reckons it knows when there is too much skin on show, fuck knows how it works.
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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #10 on: 15 Aug 2008 - 22:33 »

That's grim. Who are these robot Nazis? And what is porn anyway?
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Re: Click You're Dead / Ciak si muore (Mario Moroni, 1974)
« Reply #11 on: 16 Aug 2008 - 07:20 »

This may be bad but it sure sounds like a lot of fun too!  ::)

I have a Cinestop magazine featuring one of the actresses from the film, the rather obscure Belinda Bron, on the cover. Is she the dancing blonde chick?

Yes, that's her. She doesn't go topless in the film but that's definitely her on the Cinestop cover.
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« Reply #12 on: 22 Aug 2008 - 15:42 »

This is the film in which a whole bunch of Diabolik-style dudes in bodystockings do a kind of choreographed routine around a theatre with numerous scantily clad babes, isn't it?

Crikey, when I read that... it actually sounds good!
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« Reply #13 on: 22 Aug 2008 - 15:56 »

This is the film in which a whole bunch of Diabolik-style dudes in bodystockings do a kind of choreographed routine around a theatre with numerous scantily clad babes, isn't it?

Yes, that's right at the end and it's actually really well done. Probably the best part of the film.

Good to have you on the forum btw Matt.  :'(
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« Reply #14 on: 26 Aug 2008 - 11:34 »

Didn't realise you chaps were so busy over here!
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