It's not as exciting as it sounds... Although I once told a friend's girlfriend that it was because I was 'too big' and she responded with 'really??'
It was during a school exam and someone fucked me off. I hoofed a pencil case across the room at them, missed, and it hit her on the head. Collateral damage. The odds on her actually being in school at the time were infinitesimal; she was always in some west end show but I do have school group pictures that we're both in. I wonder how much I could get for them on EBay?
You should stick to the first version of events, that made me roar!

So, she "was always in some west end show" - bet she was shagging old codgers for a part back then too.
Someone I used to work with years ago also worked in a Boots that was CZJ local when she was shacked up with everyone's favourite rapist, John Leslie. They dropped off a film for developing and the guys in the shop spotted a whole bunch of dirty stuff, reprinted it and then stuck it all over the walls of their staff room.

Sian - you're right there were some funny bits but I think I was still a little side-swiped by the nastiness at the end. The scene in which the dad pays Lol a visit and Milky was proven to be an ineffectual lump, was also quite hard to endure too.
Anyone spot Ian Brown as a copper during the fight scene?