Man, if I wasn't 1000 miles away I'd be there... I hope it goes well, regardless of the lack of free cocaine and young girls. Now if it was pills, ganja, and ketamine I'd have be there like a shot! (yeah, I'm cheap, but of course then you'd be fishing my mangled body out of the bins round the back of the cinema
If it's a digital screening, and you're playing DVD's, I'd be more than happy to offer up some exclusive free fansubs for anything you've got planned so you could also look at what's out on DVD in Italy... Although events like this would probably benefit from the wonky English dubs that tend to have audiences pissing themselves with laughter the moment anyone opens their mouth (from experience!) After all, it's not easy reading subs when you're plastered, let's be honest!
Still, the offer is always there if you want, now or anytime in the future.