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vigilanteforce

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Re: Black Cat Compo
« Reply #30 on: 18 Jan 2008 - 19:04 »
Quote from: Inspector Tanzi on 17 Jan 2008 - 15:31
Quote from: Paul on 17 Jan 2008 - 11:11
Why don't you tell them the story about the old lady and the Yorkshire Terrier?
I was walking along minding my own business and an old woman was approaching me with her little dog.

As we passed for no reason this horrible little cunt of a dog suddenly started to maul my leg, i managed to shake it off, it carried on so i booted it, it went flying into a wall then slumped down to the floor and loads of shit seeped out of it.

"You cruel vicious boy!" the old woman said and started ranting about her poor innocent fucking dog.

When dealing with old complainers like this the bet thing to shock them to make them shut up is a good bit of foul language.

"your dog attacked me you senile old cunt, fuck off and take your dog with you", or words to that effect.

I walked off and she just stood there shocked looking at her horrible little queer looking dog which was just laying there.


HAHAHAHA tanzi is the winner HANDS DOWN! I was having a shitty day so far and your story made me smile my friend.
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« Reply #31 on: 18 Jan 2008 - 19:15 »
Quote from: vigilanteforce on 18 Jan 2008 - 19:04
Quote from: Inspector Tanzi on 17 Jan 2008 - 15:31
Quote from: Paul on 17 Jan 2008 - 11:11
Why don't you tell them the story about the old lady and the Yorkshire Terrier?
I was walking along minding my own business and an old woman was approaching me with her little dog.

As we passed for no reason this horrible little cunt of a dog suddenly started to maul my leg, i managed to shake it off, it carried on so i booted it, it went flying into a wall then slumped down to the floor and loads of shit seeped out of it.

"You cruel vicious boy!" the old woman said and started ranting about her poor innocent fucking dog.

When dealing with old complainers like this the bet thing to shock them to make them shut up is a good bit of foul language.

"your dog attacked me you senile old cunt, fuck off and take your dog with you", or words to that effect.

I walked off and she just stood there shocked looking at her horrible little queer looking dog which was just laying there.


HAHAHAHA tanzi is the winner HANDS DOWN! I was having a shitty day so far and your story made me smile my friend.

Yeah man that's some of the most funniest shit i've read in a while. I even read it outloud for my girlfriend, she just replied with "that's really swell Chris, but i'm watching tv". haha
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« Reply #32 on: 19 Jan 2008 - 02:15 »
I'd kill for a video of that incident.
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« Reply #33 on: 19 Jan 2008 - 11:03 »
Aarron is like a force of nature. I've witnesses some of his antics first hand and yet he still never ceases to amaze me. He was verbally abused by some old woman for something else once. He told her to fuck off and that he hoped she'd break her hip!  :-* :-\
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« Reply #34 on: 06 Feb 2008 - 09:02 »
Sorry for the delay in announcing the winner; there were some great entries—many of which were very, very amusing but the one that made us laugh the most, was Lefteris' tale of a friend that used his cat as a napkin. Though we're not quite sure what a Greek guy was doing eating spaghetti, it entertained us all the same. Lefteris, we salute you and a copy of Fulci's BLACK CAT will be on the way. Please PM me your address so that we can get it in the post.
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« Reply #35 on: 06 Feb 2008 - 14:56 »
Quote from: Paul on 06 Feb 2008 - 09:02
but the one that made us laugh the most, was Lefteris' tale of a friend that used his cat as a napkin.
well done Lefteris ::)

i wonder if that character would have used the cat to wipe his arse with if he had ran out of toilet paper...
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« Reply #36 on: 06 Feb 2008 - 15:08 »
The residue from the spaghetti sauce might sting a little...
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« Reply #37 on: 14 Feb 2008 - 13:24 »
haha thank you guys! looking forward to getting the disc! by the way... that guy went totally broke and just threw the black out of the house. it was seen by some other guys walking in the street but afterwards they lost it.

this is the guy: www.myspace.com/sadolust

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« Reply #38 on: 14 Feb 2008 - 14:45 »
Looking at his pictures, he's be right at home in one of the clubs seen in CRUISING  :-\
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« Reply #39 on: 14 Feb 2008 - 15:15 »
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Looking at his pictures, he's be right at home in one of the clubs seen in CRUISING  :-\
Blue oyster
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« Reply #40 on: 14 Feb 2008 - 21:20 »
hahahaha I think that is where he belongs  :-\
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