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Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« on: 16 Oct 2007 - 12:43 »
Another week and another competition. This week we've got the premiere issue of Midnight Media's BLAZING MAGNUMS up for grabs – it's a great read and serves as a great introduction into the world of Italian crime movies. It also counts our very own Jonny as one of its contributors...



Your task is simple: In the style of those seen in Italian crime flicks, we want you to plan the perfect crime. Whether you choose to embark upon a series of handbag thefts or to stage a supermarket robbery, we want to hear about it; right down to the getaway vehicles and dodgy disguises, in a Top Trumps Style:

The deed: Robbery

Scene of the crime: Supermarket

Estimated haul: 850,000 Lira

Disguise: Handlebar moustache and National Health glasses

Getaway Vehicle: Clapped-out old moped

Accomplices: Grouchy Guido, Mad Maurizio and Conniving Carlo

What do you intend to spend the loot on? Oodles of J&B and some quality time with slutty Stefania.

You'll get scored on each individual attribute, with the most amusing and original answers scoring highest. The winner is the one with the highest score. Simple.

Good luck!

J&P


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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #1 on: 18 Oct 2007 - 19:58 »
The deed: Murder and Rape

Scene of the crime: Posh twats house, I took a fancy to his wife

Estimated haul: whatever I can get

Disguise: Balaclava

Getaway Vehicle: on foot, or there car

Accomplices: Anyone I can talk into it at the bar tonight, or on my own

How do you intend to go about the murder: Shoot the bastard in the head, make it quick, I do show SOME mercy

How do you intend to go about the rape: Shouldnt be a problem, I've done it before, probably do it right there in the house, I'll have no time to do the whole karma sutra thing, but I'll manage... just no anal! last time I got shit on  :-[

Will Maurizio Merli beat the shit out of me? yes

If you end up getting away and being involved in a chase, how would you go about it: Rooftops, if I'm gonna die, I want to die dramatically and fall to my death... hopefully on a car...
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #2 on: 18 Oct 2007 - 21:13 »
Quote from: death_proof_reg on 18 Oct 2007 - 19:58
The deed: Murder and Rape

Scene of the crime: Posh twats house, I took a fancy to his wife

Estimated haul: whatever I can get

Disguise: Balaclava

Getaway Vehicle: on foot, or there car

Accomplices: Anyone I can talk into it at the bar tonight, or on my own

How do you intend to go about the murder: Shoot the bastard in the head, make it quick, I do show SOME mercy

How do you intend to go about the rape: Shouldnt be a problem, I've done it before, probably do it right there in the house, I'll have no time to do the whole karma sutra thing, but I'll manage... just no anal! last time I got shit on  :-[

Will Maurizio Merli beat the shit out of me? yes

If you end up getting away and being involved in a chase, how would you go about it: Rooftops, if I'm gonna die, I want to die dramatically and fall to my death... hopefully on a car...

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\That's classic, man! :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :P
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #3 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 21:38 »
Could be an idea to let this go on for another week?
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #4 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 21:44 »
Quote from: death_proof_reg on 23 Oct 2007 - 21:38
Could be an idea to let this go on for another week?

No.

Why drag out a dead horse until it starts to smell?

You've won reg, don't start getting above your station...
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #5 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 21:49 »
I won? woah, all I did was enter... and be the only one to. Thanks  :-\

Well I thought it was a really cool competiton, great prize too, I dont have this and never thought I would  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 21:53 »
Quote from: death_proof_reg on 23 Oct 2007 - 21:49
I won? woah, all I did was enter... and be the only one to. Thanks  :-\

That's why you won!
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #7 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 21:55 »
Yeah I know it just dawned on me like 10 mins ago I was the only one to enter yknow, its all a big shock to me, I havnt prepared a speech.
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #8 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 21:59 »
Well done reg for fighting off so much competition ;)

Enjoy the book ::)
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #9 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 22:00 »
Quote from: Inspector Tanzi on 23 Oct 2007 - 21:59
Well done reg for fighting off so much competition ;)

Enjoy the book ::)

Haha I shall, really looking forward to it.  :-\
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« Reply #10 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 22:11 »
Johnny wrote some of the articles in there, i supplied a few bits of artwork.
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #11 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 22:16 »
I noticed Jonny has articles in it which is quality  :P

What artwork did you supply so I know what to look out for?  :P

I didnt expect to win this, just posted and forgot about it, I'm well chuffed ::)
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« Reply #12 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 22:18 »
Quote from: death_proof_reg on 23 Oct 2007 - 22:16
I noticed Jonny has articles in it which is quality  :P

What artwork did you supply so I know what to look out for?  :P

quite a few of the sleeves etc.
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #13 on: 23 Oct 2007 - 22:23 »
I hope I see The Weekend Warrior in there then  ::)
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Re: Win A Copy Of 'Blazing Magnums'
« Reply #14 on: 31 Oct 2007 - 08:36 »
Well done, Reg - I wouldn't have wanted to see any of the other entrants win, mate.
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