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[Jonny]

We've got one copy of the up coming Unrated Director's Cut DVD of Alfonso Brescia's 'The Beast In Space' up for grabs in our latest competition.



http://www.severin-films.com/

All you have to do is come up with something based on the screen grab below. It can be something as simple as a witty caption or a full blown photoshop creation. Anything goes, just try and keep it Euro film related... You have one week from today to post your entries in this thread.

[ecc]

How about "It's been 5 years since THE BEAST, a girl's gotta keep in practice!"

[Paul]

Severin should have used that image for the coverart along with the tagline SUCK IT AND SEE. 

[Jonny]

The funny thing about that grab is that she's watching 2 horses shagging, she's rubbing her crotch at the same time too. 

[Michael Blanton]

The funny thing about that grab is that she's watching 2 horses shagging, she's rubbing her crotch at the same time too. 

Is that your witty caption, or is it really happening in the film? 

I seem to remember Sirpa Lane doing the same thing in Borowczyk's La Bete during the horse shagging scene. 

[Jonny]

Is that your witty caption, or is it really happening in the film? 

I seem to remember Sirpa Lane doing the same thing in Borowczyk's La Bete during the horse shagging scene. 

No it's really what's happening in the film mate!

I can't enter these competitions anyway so all my comments don't count. 

So far it's just ecc who's put in an entry for the competition and if it ends up with just the one entry then he'll win!

[Inspector Tanzi]

Thinking: "If only my finger could get a hard on!"

[Michael Blanton]

"Boy that'd be hard to fit in my mouth!
...I'm having trouble just fitting my finger in."

[Jonny]

That's more like it! Keep 'em coming 

[Kevin Coed]

Joss Stone was thinking it really was time to get a new agent.

[MarcMorris]

Mm... watching "Jackass 2" has given me a good excuse to quench my thirst with an extra large thick protein shake.

[Richard C]

Unfortunately nobody had told little Angie about Tampax

[dvdtrash]

"So THAT'S what my finger tastes like when it goes through the toilet paper in the morning!"

[Jonny]

Wow! Completely forgot to pick a winner for this last week 

I was undecided on who to choose so I put all the entries in a hat (was a cardboard box really) and randomly picked a winner...

Sooooo....

The winner of the DVD is...

dvdtrash