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[Jonny]

OK, after much deliberation and sifting through the mountain of entries that we had for this competition the panel has decided that the winner is...

Drum roll please...

KommissarX

Please step forward and claim your prize (PM me with your details please) 

Big thanks to the other guys who entered. bigandya gets a 'Highly Commended' for the filth he submitted, nice to see what you get up to when the Pre-Cert forum is offline for 24 hours! 

More competitions coming soon.

Cheers!

[Stephen Grimes]

Well done Kom X ,enjoy the discs

Top stuff from everyone else who entered as well  :'(

[KommissarX]

Oh joy, thank you so much guys!
Thumbs up also for the fellow posters!

I had never expected there was a place out there where the word "bitch" within the first 3 words of an entry could possibly ever win me a prize.  I am so glad I've been proven wrong.

Now I'm going to work that story into a full-fledged giallo screenplay and lure Sergio Martino back into the genre. "4 Naked Dead on the Hairy Blanket - featuring Alvaro Vitali as Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy". Shameless Entertainment will be producing. Jonny, can you please do the t-shirt merchandise? 

Thanks for enjoying the story!

[bigandya]

Congratulations KommisarX!

I knew when I read your story the better man was going to win - and you did. Well deserved too.

Hope you enjoy the DVDs - they'll certainly look good on your shelf all lined up together 

And thanks for the kind words Jonny. It was the absence of Pre Cert which got me into writing filth which, as you well know, I would never normally do.

 

[KommissarX]

Thanks for the kind words, bigandya. I hope the other puppies in my little video collection won't be too scared when their yellow fellows arrive. 

[willfalls]

Well deserved.

a THANKS to everyone who had a hand in creating the competition.

[Nanni Vitali]

Congrats!

Just got the Shamless FEMINA RIDENS -- amazing disc if you haven't gotten your own yet.

Cheers

[KommissarX]

What a fantastic package! The discs have arrived and Almar even added the 14th Shameless release as a bonus for some postage delay. How cool is that, thanks a lot man, you rule! 

My shameless sleaze shrine:


Lined up with some of their brothers-in-law. One of these days I will rearrange my collection by a method higher developed creatures would call logic:


The package came with a nice note by Almar and a catalogue cum poster, Strip Nude For Your Killer:


I am really looking forward to checking out the discs. Thanks a lot for putting together this competition! Now, will you please excuse me, I've got some movies to watch... 

[Jonny]

Glad they all finally arrived! What a haul 

[Inspector Tanzi]

What's THE SHARK HUNTER book / magazine thing on the shelf below mate?

[KommissarX]

Spot on!  It is indeed a back cover of the long running German language magazine "Splatting Image". They usually have large and high quality poster reproductions on the back and inner back covers, complementing their editorial features. In this case it was a story on the Austrian film producer Karl Spiehs (co-producer of SÄGE DES TODES, DEVIL HUNTER, SHARK HUNTER et al.).



The other magazine on the right btw. has another nice repro. Did you recognize it? Eh, no chance, those photos were taken with my sh*tty mobile phone    It's Bitto Albertini's ZAMBO, KING OF THE JUNGLE. They had an interview with Brad Harris in that edition: