THE SEX IS CRAZY (El Sexo Está Loco, Jess Franco 1981)
A group of actresses appear in an adult science fiction film but are later abducted by real aliens who whisk them away in a flying saucer and impregnate them! The super sperm of the extraterrestrials means that the women can pop out a child every 9 seconds! Director Jess Franco delivers us the most unusual and the funniest film of his career!
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
Audio: Spanish
Subtitles: English
Run Time: 83 min
Release date: October 20, 2009
THE PRIVATE LESSON (Lezioni private, Vittorio De Sisti 1975)
Alessandro is not the pianist he once was, and his new music teacher does not seem to be helping him improve his technique. No wonder, how can he tell people the last thing on his mind these days is playing the piano? Ever since his beautiful instructor arrived, the poor boy has had other studies on his mind.
Aspect ratio: Widescreen
Audio: English, Italian
Run Time: 88 min
Release date: October 20, 2009
ATTENTION (L'attenzione, Giovanni Soldati 1984)
A story of love and lust shaded with overtones of incest and lesbianism. Livia is a woman trying to regain the affections of her husband Alberto, whose journalism career takes him away for months at a time - on purpose. What she does not know is that he has an undeniable attraction for their daughter Monica. Livia's own sexual eccentricities lead her to hire young women to have sex with Alberto while she listens in hiding. When Monica wants to get into the act too, the real truth about her parentage is revealed. Director Giovanni Soldati decided to turn up the kink further an extra notch by casting real life mother and daughter team Stefania and Amanda Sandrelli. Given the fact his long-term partner is Stefania Sandrelli, this film is truly a family affair!
Aspect ratio: Widescreen
Audio: Italian
Subtitles: English
Run Time: 87 min
Release date: September 22, 2009
HOT DOGS ON IBIZA (On est venu là pour s'éclater, Max Pécas 1979)
Bored with life in Paris, Christian takes off for a once-in-a-lifetime trip to sunny Ibiza. Once there he is rejuvenated by the beautiful bronzed topless bodies of sexy Eurostars Ursula Buchfellner, Sandra Barry, Olivia Dutton and Valentino Venantini. A series of sexy shenanigans and high jinks ensue ensuring everybody has a great time. Director Max Pécas has succeeded in casting the most beautiful array of bodies ever assembled in one single motion picture.
Aspect ratio: Widescreen
Audio: German (original seems to be French)
Subtitles: English
Run Time: 78 min
Release date: August 11, 2009
REFLECTIONS OF LIGHT (Riflessi di luce, Mario Bianchi 1988)
Federico Brandi, an accomplished music composer, is married for the second time after losing his first wife Chiara,the love of his life. He cannot stop thinking about her. He feels that his new wife Marta is only staying with him out of pity due to the fact that he is in a wheelchair. He treats her horribly. She is a dedicated step-mother to his son Marcello who wants desperately to race horses. She spends much time with him and his training. Federico thinks that Marcello is nothing but a dreamer wasting his time and shows no support for him at all. Federico has no respect for Marta - treating her like a whore. He shouts at her and is very rough with her physically. Giorgia (Loredana Romito who appeared in 15 films), Federico's private live-in secretary sees and hears what is taking place. She is very attracted to Marta and makes advances towards her. Marta, starving for attention allows the advances and the two women have a secret relationship.
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
Audio: Italian
Subtitles: English
Run Time: 89 min
Release date: Out now
THE HOSTESS ALSO LIKES TO BLOW THE HORN (Frau Wirtin bläst auch gern Trompete, Franz Antel 1974)
Lady Luck has turned her back on Napoleon. The soldiers become more independent scouring the countryside to fill their bellies and their beds. Justine and Ferdinand escape to the country of Tursa and buy an Inn only to find, that all pleasures are taxed! Everything from drinking wine, smoking, sex, laughter and dancing are being taxed by the Committee of Decency so that the Count can raise money to buy the country. He also has to marry a woman of Noble blood. Justine and Ferdinand take down the Inn sign and put up a sign naming the building "The Innocent Lamb" disguised as a convent school it is actually a brothel under the watchful eyes of the local authorities. Von trenck is the true Count but he lives in Vienna. Baron Bierrechalet goes to Vienna to pursue him to come to Tursa and reclaim the country. The savvy Justine uses a series of trickery and manipulation to trap the Mayor in his own taxable behavior and Count Von trenck turns the country over to Baron Bierrechalet.
Aspect ratio: 2.35:1 anamorphic Widescreen
Audio: Italian (original seems to be German)
Subtitles: English
Run Time: 91 min
Release date: Out now
